The Creation Myth
Friday, September 26th, 2008 CAT NIPS - Friday, September 26, 2008
“Stories, Facts & Tips on the World’s Most Popular Pet”
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Dear Fellow Ailurophile!
Good Afternoon! Here we are at the end of another week
and another Month. The time seems to be flying by…
Here are a few ‘Items Of Interest’ I thought you might
ENJOY….Have A Great Weekend!
Cassie Cattails
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GET A GRIP… With The Safety Bath Handle
No Home Should Be Without This IMPORTANT Safety Item
Normal Price: $19.99
DEAL PRICE: $8.79
Before we get to any information let’s first say… No Tools
Required to install this. It’s so easy ANY ONE can install it.
The Safety Bath Handle is an easy-to-grasp handle provides
that sturdy support when you get in and out of the tub.
It secures instantly to fiberglass or tile with sure-grip
suction cups - no tools needed! Just flip down the green tabs
to lock the handle securely on any surface - horizontal or
vertical. Also removes easily to use elsewhere when needed.
Made of durable plastic. 11″ long and helps prevent dangerous
slips and falls for both kids and elderly. Can be used on shower
walls too! http://pd.gophercentral.com/r/120/a/606/l/ix4ni3
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A Cat’s Dictionary
Aquarium: interactive television for cats.
Cataclysm: any great upheaval in a cat’s life.
Catatonic: a feline medicinal drink.
Caterpillar: a soft scratching post for a cat.
Cat Scan: to look for a new cat.
Dog: a cat’s device for running practice.
Im-purr-sonate: to act like the cat.
Purr-ade: an organized march of cats.
Purr-adise: the garden of Cats.
Purr-amour: a cat lover.
Purr-anoia: the fear that your cat is up to something.
Purr-aphernalia: a cat’s personal belongings.
Purr-ch: any favored feline napping spot.
Purr-chase: anything bought for a cat.
Purr-fume: the scent of an open can of tuna.
Purr-gatory: a houseful of kittens.
Purr-mission: a feline hunting expedition.
Purr-petual: everlasting feline love.
Purr-plex: a house with two or more cats.
Purr-son: a male kitten.
Purr-suit: the garment your shedding cat rubs against
just as you are leaving home to go to an important
meeting.
Purr-verse: a poem about a wicked kitty.
Tuner: sonar-like device in cat food that causes cats
to appear.
Yawn: a cat’s honest opinion openly expressed
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Karada Cleansing/Detox Foot Pads
Retail Price: $19.99
DEAL PRICE: $9.99 (for package of 10)
Over 18 million foot patches are sold every month in Asia,
see what they can do for you. Japanese Detox Foot Patches
are all the rage and now you can get them without paying
an outrageous price… get them for 1/2 price while you can.
The Karada Cleansing Foot Pads are made from bamboo vinegar,
an ingredient Japanese scientists have proven has the ability
to draw out toxins from the body.
These foot patches are said to stimulate nerve endings on the
bottom of your feet which in turn stimulate the secretion of
lymph fluid. Using the Karada Foot Pads you have the ability
to pull out the impurities in your body by focusing on the
acupressure points in your feet. Best of all, they are so
easy to use.
Features:
- Helps cleanse your body by drawing-out chemicals & toxins.
- Includes 10 Patches
- 100% All-Natural formula made with real wood & bamboo vinegar.
- Easy-to-use individual wrapped packs
Get a 10-Pk for the low price. Save even more and get two
packages (20 pads in total) for $15.98. Visit:
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The Creation Myth
On the first day of creation, God created the cat.
On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.
On the third day, God created all the animals of the
earth to serve as potential food for the cat.
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man
could labor for the good of the cat.
On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that
the cat might or might not play with it.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep
the cat healthy and the man broke.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to scoop
the litter box.
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HOME SECURITY DOOR ALARM
Store Price: $19.99
DEAL PRICE: $9.99 or get two for $15.98
When you see this you’ll wonder… how the heck does this work?
It’s a door alarm that ANYONE can install… without any special
wiring, on any non-metallic door.
This handy device will sound an instant ear piercing alarm if
anyone touches your door knob. The 2-in-1 Alarm is great
protection against unwanted visitors.
Best of all, besides the price, is No Wiring Needed!
And if you’re like me and wonder how it does work, visit the
site and click on the link to watch the short video. Grab one
or save even more and get two. Visit:
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– FROM THE “CAT SCRAPS” FILE:
Cats can judge within three inches the location of a
sound being made one yard away. This is an essential
skill for a predator who needs to catch a mouse hiding
in tall grass.
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Be Back With You On Tuesday — Stay Safe - Cassie Cattails
